Dios Mio!!

Okay, I am starting to get a little nervous. K.S. did not help me much today. I got some splainin' to do. What would you rather be known as, a liar or an ineffective manager?

How did I get here? Here I am, the man who wrote the justification for torture, has more intelligence gathering tools at my disposal than any other AG in history, and I go along with this thing because I am scared of Karl Rove? (Who by the way, made a pendejo of himself at the Broadcast dinner last night.)

I miss Houston. El Jefe, please call me. I need your help.

Fredo??

Some people on the Internets have been referring to me as "Fredo" Gonzal****. I don' t know why, I don't think I look anything like the actor.

A few words for K.S.

UPDATE: OOPS, I just discovered that the two quotes I included below came from Heinrich Himmler and Linda Tripp. Not really the people I should be quoting, but I like the sentiment.

Kyle--I mean K.,

I know you have a big day tomorrow, and a lot of choices to make. I wanted to pass on a few quotes on the important topic of loyalty.

"My Honour is my loyalty"

"Loyalty is to the government. I take this so seriously."

Notes from Chicago

Hola,

Did anyone see me during my press conference in Chicago? I thought I did pretty well. Notice the red tie? (heh heh). For the record, I did not "dash" away to duck questions. An aide signaled me that I had a phone call and I thought it might be from El Jefe. Alas, it wasn't.

No worries, I am sure he will call me tomorrow.


“Unless you can find some sort of loyalty, you cannot find unity and peace in your active living”

Tony Snow

Terrible, terrible news about Tony Snow. Seriously.

On another matter, I hope El Jefe is feeling okay. He hasn't returned any of my calls.

What to wear, what to wear?!?

Okay, I got a big day coming up. I am going to be seen by lots of people. Some of them it seems don't like me. I already got my lucky suit pressed, now comes the all important decision of deciding what neck tie to wear. It is not an easy choice. Neck ties have a special meaning to me.



When my friend the Comandante en Jefe gave me the job, I wore my red Harvard tie to needle him (he is a Yalie). The picture is above. FYI-in order to conceal our identities, I've tried to use the neat program called MS Paint to put those little bars in front of our eyes. I am still trying to get the hang of it.

He kiddingly gave me a hard time and ties became something of a joke between us. A few weeks later when we spoke together again, we called each other the night before and agreed to wear the same tie. How cool is that? This guy is the best boss.

When we spoke together again a few months later, it was my turn. That morning, I had a couple of guys who work for a division of my "company" interview my boss' butler to find out what color neck tie he was going to wear. This is the best part. My guys served him with a National Security Letter, which means if he let my boss in on the joke, we could send him to jail! I love my job.

So anyway, Jefe shows up and there I am wearing the same blue neck tie as he is!. I also wore a fake mustache to give him an extra chuckle. (Neat. I just discovered that you can make those little bars lots of different colors. I'm getting better at it, don't you think?)


For some reason, Jefe hasn't met with me in person in a long time. That is okay. He is an important man and I know he is busy. The ties have become something of a little signal between the two of us. Whenever I see him on TV with a blue tie, I know he is saying to me. "I support you amigo." Whenever I wear a red tie on television, it is my way of saying "Right back at you, Jefe."

The Best Amendment of them All!!

YESS!!! One of my aides just said she would not testify before "you-know-who," invoking her rights under the Fifth Amendment!!! Now THAT's loyalty!! (take notes KS).

I am sick and tired of everyone saying that I am trying to usurp the Bill of Rights. I LOVE the Bill of Rights--especially Numero Cinco!! If I could go back in time, I would tell the Founding Fathers that the Fifth Amendment should have come first. In fact, the Fifth is so cool, and is so important to our fight on terrorism, that I would have made that the ONLY amendment. I mean, all the other ones just get in the way of our fight.




So thanks again to mi amiga MG!!